Put two idiot drivers together at a traffic light and you’re gonna have a car wreck. – Pop – Krill America.

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word “moon” a new cruel meaning.

If you’re not changing, evolving with the times, there’s a pretty good chance that you’re stagnant, dying, already dead, or just a rock in someone’s shoe.

Give little people a little power, and it goes straight to their ugly, little heads. -Foot talks about authority.

Just a nod, or a wink, a finger, or a thumb can have so many different meanings.

Happy Valentine's... Let's wear costumes!

Eyebrows and hair singed off, Hector is barely recognizable under a lathering of day-glow orange. He appears to have been tarred-and-feathered with orange tar and oatmeal feathers.

Please sir, eat the nuts that are here for you. —Malanie Masters

Buzz Aldrin said something on the moon about a soft landing before 'stage-aware' Neil Armstrong said, “Houston, the Eagle has landed”. People still argue about what the first words were on the moon.

You, sir, are as twisted as a twelve-string banjo. —Willie Nelson to Sheriff Preston Bank